Must-see television tonight will not be a sitcom, a comedy or a reality show, it will be Obama TV. With the Administration, the media and virtually the entire country preoccupied with the HealthCare bill slogging its way through Congress, President Obama will deliver his "new-and-improved" HealthCare pitch to the nation.
But if Obama truly wants to be a revolutionary leader, he should not overlook other major issues plaguing our people. After he installs nationalized HealthCare, there are many other programs he might consider adding. Why should Obama stop with Government HealthCare?
So I propose FoodCare, an essential government service to make sure that no American goes hungry. Naturally, we would want to keep the cost as low as possible and avoid the paperwork that is strangling the food-stamp program. So I propose a flat monthly food allowance for every American.
Nothing fancy, of course. Checking the cost of hot dogs, hamburgers, macaroni & cheese and canned corn, I figure about $6.50 a day should do it. Rounding things off, that’s $200 the FoodCare Administration could send in the form of a check once a month to every American. It’s a right, not a privilege.
Then there’s the weather which we can’t do anything about. But what we can do something about is to make sure every American has a roof over his or her head. What’s the use of a full stomach if you’re freezing to death or catching pneumonia in the rain?
So I propose ShelterCare, a program to make sure every American has not only a place to live, but also a place to eat his or her macaroni & cheese in decent surroundings.
What would that cost, you might be thinking. It’s true that house costs vary considerably from region to region and it’s also true that some ShelterCare recipients would have to move out of expensive places like New York and San Francisco, but that might be a good thing, too, in terms of reducing overcrowding.
Here in Atlanta, a family of four can find an apartment (on the Spartan side, to be sure) for about $1,000 a month. So perhaps the ShelterCare Administration can send every person a $250 check once a month to handle things. Remember: It’s a right, not a privilege.
To solve that problem, I propose ClothesCare, a program to make sure every American has enough clothes to wear. Especially when they go to see a doctor. The ClothesCare Administration could be set up to search for less-expensive alternatives to Nordstrom and Saks, much like the Food & Drug Administration strives to promote generic alternatives to name-brand prescription drugs.
You’re not an animal. You can’t live your life naked. Clothes are a right, not a privilege.
Right, children. Any slacking off in procreation is bound to have a deteriorating effect on the future of America. The new administration in Japan, for example, has promised to give families cash handouts of $270 per month per child.
So I propose something similar, ChildCare. Since things are less expensive here than they are in Japan, I would cut the subsidy for a taxpayer-in-training to $200 a month. That will still buy plenty of peanut butter to keep a kid alive and happy.
Then there’s information, the life blood of a democracy. Without an open government and the free flow information between the government and its citizens, democracy would be impossible.
But there’s a problem. Newspapers are going bankrupt. Magazines are being shut down. Radio stations are fading out. Because of the Internet, radio and television outlets face an uncertain future.
Information is still available, but today you need a computer and a broadband connection to stay on top of the news. And that’s a problem for some families.
So I propose ComputerCare, a program to provide every family with a relatively inexpensive netbook (around $300) and a monthly stipend to handle the telecom charges.
What would that cost? The first year ($300 plus $20 a month) would cost $540. The savings would start in the second year when the ComputerCare Administration would only have to issue $240 checks, plus cost-of-living adjustments, of course.
This is getting complicated. Perhaps we should get people to watch over all of these new agencies and programs. I suggest we install another agency to manage all the other agencies. We can called it PeopleCare. Motto: "These are your rights, not your privileges."
Of course, we'll need to install an ObamaCare Czar to watch over PeopleCare to make sure it is properly “caring” for all the people in the United States of America.



















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